No one listens to KISS you motherf*cker
No one under fifty, that is
If you know who Roy Orbison is
You're just as sad as KISS
Sex, drugs and rock'n'roll
Are dead as disco
And your favourite band
Sex, drugs and rock'n'roll
Are over
Like you
Artists relevant as a telegram
Marilyn Manson and Slayer
Your life is over when you still buy vinyls
And use a f*ckin' CD-player