Not a lot of people say this
But I'm glad I'm poor as f*ck coz
When you ain't got a dime to your name
It's tricky to go bankrupt
I keep my balance at nil
And inner peace at ten
By all accounts
I am at financial Zen
Ode to empty wallets
I pay my bills with dimes
And disappointing sex
I owe more money than Greece
And the American president
I don't give any f*cks
But loansharks they do
Instead of an I.O.U. they get
A signed... f*ck you!