Safety Concerns - A Coffee Forty Lyrics

A dawn break brew makes me complete
Raw cake before now I can compete
One mug is fine but five is finer
Don't look worried I'm not a first timer
Praise this major export commodity
Imbibe to turn my body to a prodigy
I'm an oddity but avoid being solemn
Mass java intake never rock bottom
A full forty fluid ounces
Will be gulped while this track bounces
I'm like Fry with three hundred big boys
Making coffee with all my favorite toys
Garbage bag mess from the French press
Bust out a chemex to impress our guests
Who like coffee imported and artisan
With light and dark roasts i'm bipartisan
Liquid black gold in veins
Caffeinates all the same
Drip in the cup sip then suck
Stick my head out a runaway truck
F*ck this refreshing cool morning breeze
Rather be home giving grinds a squeeze
Inhaling decadent aromas
Breaking mid-brunch comas
Save the sugar save the milk
A cup of joe necessitates no help
If I decide I need the calories though
Then I can down countless cappuccinos
Jittery flow from my 7th mug of perk
To be honest, without it, I'm kinda a jerk
Such a routine no longer feel the buzz
On reflection I drink it just because