Pat pat pat on the back of a napper
Ambivalent attitude a benevolent master
Of midday slump post lunch hump. jump
At the casual suggestion of an injected pump
Of adrenaline for white board lesson misspellings
A flawed presentation in my story book tellings
And readings are not much further along
Should not threaten guests with my heated prong
By fireside or mention how things have extension
Which current beliefs are in need of suspension?
When the lights turn on flash up beam down
What will remain but the spa tape sounds
Pat pat pat on the back of a napper
Look lackluster insatiable snacker
You can bet I guzzle a mocha as well
Enjoy how chocolate and espresso meld
When the caffeine hits