Safety Concerns - Backtrack Guilt Inflicter Lyrics

What the heck, getting pedantic with my pa-diddles
Where is the original cat cave, an unsolvable riddle
Off by a little, the key is to stay in kilter
I separate the grinds with a stainless steel filter
Backtrack guilt inflicter, it's a specialized tool
With it's own subreddit and own specific rules
Which I'm inclined to abide, follow learn abide
Much like the safety warnings on rollercoaster rides
During this song keep both arms at your side
Our priority is your safety, and nobody losing fingers
This concern lingers, which is where I got the project name
It would be better less sibilant, but the tunes stay the same
Hotter than a flame, now freshly extinguished
I keep trying to make myself seem more distinguished
Like an individual gentleman, certainly not a group
Cursed to write couplets to an three bar loop
And the stork said that's the real scoop