Life savings in a snazzy satchel
Self control is a tricky rascal
Paint my exhales in aged pastel
Smudged together they don't match well
A small observation if similar to me
There is the person you want to be
And then in stark contrast there is you
Others notice the other guy is cooler too
These are phlegmy thoughts too bendy throat raps
Ain't no castle with a moat raps
Eat trash just like a goat raps
Throw myself in to see if I float raps
I feel like Mark Balelo
And everyone else is Barry Weiss
I feel like Mark Balelo
And everyone is not being very nice
I feel like Mark Balelo
Circumstance serving beans and rice
I feel like Mark Balelo
And everyone else is Barry Weiss
There's an overwhelming lurch and sadness
Both at and away from the drawing board
Fix it in post like that one South Park
Where Randy is revealed to be Lorde
Swore I would mention the rough condition
Of the roads around my city and state
Perhaps if I had a drivers license
My opinion would actually hold more weight
Faint of heart and severely shallow of depth
I held my pride loosely like a rock
Spent years smoothing and polishing
Just to bury it where nobody walks
My snazzy murse is feeling consequentially light
Intuition is aflame but not quite right
Take grace in the fact that I'm not that bright
Then take my place as a flightless kite
I feel like Mark Balelo
And everyone else is Barry Weiss
I feel like Mark Balelo
And everyone is not being very nice
I feel like Mark Balelo
Circumstance serving beans and rice
I feel like Mark Balelo
And everyone else is Barry Weiss