Safety Concerns - Belt Blues Lyrics

My pace is dictated by my lower lumbars
And whether their "out"
Skip an epson salt bath of my own accord
Then I start to pout
If I pick it up a little it'll be too much
Got enough to chew
Save my back lift with my legs
But my knees hurt too

How fast can you go, like the little blue hedgehog?
How fast can you go, like your favorite punk song?
How fast can you go, like you're sweet JP?
How fast can you go? Just turn away from me

I heard speed is just a number
And that math is fake
I bide my time on the moving belt
My brain is always on break
Sizzle a little bit of my thumb away
I got bones to burn
Prove myself a little more worthwhile
Than a plastic fern

How fast can you go, get your shoe soles smoking?
How fast can you go, are you buzzed like Bode?
How fast can you go, pompadour to infinity?
How fast can you go? Just turn away from me