Safety Concerns - Damp Like the Seagull Lyrics

I jumbled it all up on artistic merit
These magic gloves are zero percent ferret
I can bear it, eventually all cosmetic
Cosmic comparisons for the most athletic
Pathetic like my last espresso pull
Continuous winter storm has my apathy full
Like the dampness of an in-flight-seagull
In a cloud, above a lake, next to the sea
All wet and all mud my phone says a flood
Love me or not on a closed rosebud
This chub is in a box, slippery fish
My Prius gets turbo boost from a near miss
My face so no much
I'll gladly suck on a punch
Rather than throw my own
Pleased to sink into my extra abnormal sleep schedule zone
Snore
But I'll catch up get it all back into balance
As long as one allows for proper nap allowance
Important to carve out time for the little things
Like guessing what blessing the griddle might bring
Maybe veggie nuggets, perhaps pancakes?
Possibly a burger, I hope it's pancakes