Safety Concerns - Egg Beer Lyrics

Never known to eat like ordinary folk
When I drink beer it's with done with a egg yolk
Calories needed, both cheap and I'm broke
Left uncooked so I don't go and choke
Vitellus victory good made better
Cholesterol misery new open letter
To my arteries excuse and pardon me please
While I drink this and make you harden and seize
Plain Jane PBR crack an egg in it
All grain up to par crack an egg in it
Imperial red ale crack an egg in it
Session by full sail crack an egg in it
Vegan's hate listen to this liquid nutrition
Bottom of the glass is the single cell's position
Speaking of which, it's best left unmixed
So the slippery sensation can have you transfixed
Tradition is the reason we drink it raw
Why improve that which has no flaw
Don't even yell as my stomach swells
Hell I'll even take it with the f*cking shell
Dry hopped IPA crack an egg in it
Fermented Sorbet crack an egg in it
Chocolate nib stout crack an egg in it
Kolsch powered down crack an egg in it