Notch it up then volume down
Crotchety, no fraudster found
Speed racer, fullest reverse
Count the votes, in Broward first
Eat it up, with extra sauce
Sweet and sour, tofu is tossed
Keep the soy, grown at home
China says they have their own
Strip the thread glue it in
Mix vermouth and low grade gin
Pour it out, down the drain
Tilt a glass on your friend's grave
Liver aches tied with rope
Transplant would be kinda dope
Flash repeat, pace my strobe
Causing pain, in my frontal lobe
Hey Safety Concerns
Mister mismatched sideburns
Purged from the porous polls
Engagement takes it's toll
Rolling with sloppy punches
Campaigning free lunches
The prequels warned us
Democracy dies with thunderous applause
Sinking hole in my chest
Anxiety predicts arrest
Puff belly, to make a joke
Raising bridge, for my moat
Castle impenetrable
Fortress defendable
Put up walls, still inside
Keep it out, don't hurt my pride
Wool mitten, still in snow
Eight critters, stuffed in though
Find it quick, don't start to cry
There it is, mismatched in size
Heat it up, might shrink a bit
Careful to not torch it
Like me wool fibers
Never relax never relax
Still griped at Bush v Gore
Wish my vote counted for more
California damn it
What a conundrum
Reflect now, got a big nose
Bigger mouth, everyone knows
Possessions are not happiness
Aggressions are not happenstance
Hey Safety Concerns
Mister mismatched sideburns
Purged from the porous polls
Engagement takes it's toll
Rolling with sloppy punches
Campaigning free lunches
Padmé warned us
Democracy dies with applause