Safety Concerns - Whispering Ironic Lyrics

You thought you could keep me down with the vertigo
I now posses the power of meclizine
As with the old adage, a chemical advantage
Better him than me with a cart full of cabbage
I can't take anymore heartache at this time
Epistemological ceviche processed by lime
That's to say raw facts delivered with a hairy back
All the while sneaking dairy based snacks
I can't quit you, you're my slice of pizza pie
Mozzarella brings an olive oil tear to my eye
Fedex has spies, untrustworthy to say the least
If stored on a truck is it still fresh yeast?
Contract has a crease, time to invalidate
Small talk no longer making my heart palpitate
I'm Chancellor Palpatine in that one meme
With the suspicious smile whispering ironic
We can take critically panned and make it iconic
Just like when the internet thankfully killed ugly Sonic
That's not to say you can channel you inner Vader
Under no circumstance bully the content creators
You thought you could keep me down with the vertigo