Running around in the woods
With my pack full of survival goods
Not even sure if I should be out here looking for him at all
In my home-made furry pants
I do a little happy dance
'Cause I've got a chance to find out where he's hiding
Are you in the trees
Could you be under this rock
I'm eternally looking for sasquatch
I've invested a lot of time
All on my own dime
So could you give me a sign if you're out here
A-HA! Hey, look at that
Get in close and get a snapchat
That's definitely Sasquatch crap, that means we're hot on the trail
Are you in the trees
Could you be under this rock
I'm eternally looking for Sasquatch
The longest game of hide and seek
That I've ever lost
Wherever you may be, one thing's for sure
You've got a pretty good hiding spot
In all my years looking for Sasquatch I never found any physical evidence
No hair, footprint, poop
A whole lot of nothing
But I'll tell you what I did find
A little part of myself
And I did a lot of hiking, that was nice
Key change
Are you in the trees
Could you be under this rock
I'm eternally looking for Sasquatch
I'm always looking, I'll never give up
Actually you know what? I think I might give up