Inside, outside, anyway you want to hide
Upside-down, like a clown. Then get sad and grow a frown now baby
Yea, yea, yea! Now anytime you want me, just call on me
Up, down, turn around, just like a basset hound
See you later in the paper. I'll be there a little later, yeah
Yea, yea, yea. Now anytime you want to, just call on me
Backwards, forwards, anyway you look at it
It's bigger, it's smaller, it's getting even taller, oh boy
Yea, yea, yea. Anytime you want to, just call on me
Stand up, sit down, tell me what you want and now
I love you, I need you, I want it show, oh no
Yea, yea, yea. Our love was meant to be, so call on me
Walk up, walk down, just like Cathy's clown
Up the street, downtown, every way you look at it, I need you
Yea, yea, yeah. And if you want me, just call on me
Yes, no, no, yes, I can take a good guess
Blow your nose like a hose, and you'll get sick of it, oh yeah
Mm, mm, mm! When I want you too, I'll call on you
Won, too, three, fore, can I have
A little more? I wore knew shoes
Then my toes got soar. No, yea, no! Now anytime you want, just call on me
You know, I know that we are so slow
Peggy sue always knew that we had to use the clues
Oh, ho, ho! I want to hear from you, so call on me
Down around, all the sound, it's good, it's bad
It's also even sad, oh yeah
See, see, see! I'll see you in the end, my only friend
Hi, low, sea, shore, me, slow, girls know, oh no
Yea, yea, yea! I need you more before you call on me
I love you so much so call on me. I love you, can't you see? So call on me