Lights are up, snow's on the ground
Another year of this holiday sound
Gifts wrapped tight, everyone's so damn bright
But I just wanna skip to the silent night
Santa's laugh is so fake
Rudolph's nose gives me a headache
Mistletoe hanging in the halls
I'm hiding in my room to avoid it all
I don't want your eggnog or your cheer
Can't we fast forward out of here?
Bah humbug, I'm over it
Christmas sucks, can't deal with it
Deck the halls? No thanks, I'll pass
Wake me up when this day has passed
Fa-la-la-la, blah, blah, blah
I'm counting down until it's gone
Silent night? Please make it fast
I just want this Christmas to be in the past
Everyone's caroling, I'm cringing inside
Candy canes and joy I just can't abide
Tinsel's tangled, stress is high
Another gift card? Oh joy, nice try
TV specials, fake snowfalls
I'm stuck in this decked-out shopping mall
Please no more Mariah songs
I've been hearing them all year long
I don't want your ugly sweaters here
Can't we fast forward out of here?
Bah humbug, I'm over it
Christmas sucks, can't deal with it
Deck the halls? No thanks, I'll pass
Wake me up when this day has passed
Fa-la-la-la, blah, blah, blah
I'm counting down until it's gone
Silent night? Please make it fast
I just want this Christmas to be in the past
Take your trees, your stockings too
Wrap them up, I'm over you
Sleigh bells ringing in my ears
I'll see you all again next year (if I have to)
Bah humbug, I'm over it
Christmas sucks, can't deal with it
Deck the halls? No thanks, I'll pass
Wake me up when this day has passed
Fa-la-la-la, blah, blah, blah
I'm counting down until it's gone
Silent night? Please make it fast
I just want this Christmas to be in the past
Bah humbug, yeah I said it
Can we skip to New Year's yet?