It's ninety degrees outside
But he's got that twinkle in his eye
Pulls out the lights, he's not waiting
The neighbors are staring, but he's celebrating
Pumpkin spice just hit the shelves
But he's decking the halls all by himself
Skipping fall, no time for waiting
The Christmas cheer, it's accelerating
It's still summer but he's on a spree
Ornaments hangin' on that plastic tree
What's the rush, man, what's the hurry?
Santa's not coming till December 24th
Christmas in September, are you outta your mind?
You're skipping Halloween, I think you're misaligned
But you're jingling bells while I'm melting in heat
Rockin' that tree while I'm still wearing flip-flops on my feet
He's playing Mariah on repeat
While I'm sweating in my car seat
Pumpkins rot on the porch out there
But he's got reindeer everywhere
Got the stockings hung way too soon
The blow-up Santa's under a harvest moon
Dude, chill out, you've got three months left
But he's on a roll, can't catch his breath
It's still summer but he's on a spree
Ornaments hangin' on that plastic tree
What's the rush, man, what's the hurry?
Santa's not coming till December 24th
Christmas in September, are you outta your mind?
You're skipping Halloween, I think you're misaligned
But you're jingling bells while I'm melting in heat
Rockin' that tree while I'm still wearing flip-flops on my feet
Guess I'll throw on a sweater, since you're spreading cheer
While I'm stuck wondering, "Is Thanksgiving even here?"
The lights are shining bright while the sun's still high
He's dreaming of snowflakes, and I'm asking, "Why?"
Christmas in September, are you outta your mind?
You're skipping Halloween, I think you're misaligned
But you're jingling bells while I'm melting in heat
Rockin' that tree while I'm still wearing flip-flops on my feet
Rockin' that tree while I'm still wearing flip-flops on my feet
Christmas in September, are you outta your mind?
You're skipping Halloween, I think you're misaligned
But you're jingling bells while I'm melting in heat
Rockin' that tree while I'm still wearing flip-flops on my feet