seanagotchi - The Trials of Young Glue Lyrics

I just ate a burger with a vegan
Pretty sure her name was Tegan
By the time I finished that shit
She had got up, started leaving

Till I caught her at the door
And asked what she was leaving for
She couldn't come up with an answer
So she called my mom a whore

And so I whipped out my katana
Tried to run until i caught her
Ground her up like marijuana
Cuz she talked about my mama

The police came, and observed her
And now all because I hurt her
I'm officially on the run
Because I'm getting charged with murder, aye

She was a bitch though
And she look like she shop at Abercrombie Fitch, hoe
What a snitch though
And f*ck Meana, cuz i threw her off a bridge hoe

She was a witch though
Tried to cast a spell, and I said what the f*ck is this, hoe?
But she missed though
She did some f*ck shit, but you know I didn't flinch though

Anyways, on with my day
My wanted picture on display
And now the cops are after me
I guess they're acting pretty gay

And so I snuck into this party
Smoking Gras just like I'm Mardi
But I had to shut it down
Because these bitches playing Cardi

So I walked up to the DJ
And he ran, like it's a relay
So I chased right after him
And then he offered me a BJ

Sorry, but I must decline
But Cardi's where I draw the line
I turned around, walked out the door
Yeah, that party was dead like Vine

I don't know what I'm 'posed to do
I guess I'll wait, like in a queue
I just checked up on all my classes
My discussion posts are due

I don't get what the f*ck they're on
I guess they can wait till the morn'
I guess I'll just f*ck around
Until all of the police are gone