Everybody's in college
Tryna' acquire some knowledge
Oh how I wish it was high school
We could break all of the rules
And now I'm stuck learning solfège
While she's checking the wattage
Blessings lost in the cesspool
Cause we know we'd become fools
I'll shadow a dream or two
Find something you'll wake up for
Find someone you'll come home to
Find somewhere you'll flourish in
But you'll have to choose
If I could move all this blockage
We could live in our cottage
We could sing in the rain
Forget the la la land disdain
But I hope I'll find solace
Ignoring this stoppage
Will I miss out on Jane
Or forget about Elaine
I'll shadow a dream or two
Find something you'll wake up for
Find someone you'll come home to
Find somewhere you'll flourish in
But you'll have to choose
So don't go to college
So don't go to college
So don't go to college
So don't go to college
So don't go to college
So don't go to college
So don't go to college