Retired Gods and Pajama Superheroes Video (MV)

Five Six Seven Nine

Woo

Well our great great great grandfathers
Sent a letter to their chuthers
All about Sally Struthers
And how she stole their gold watch.

And they teamed up with the teamsters
To discuss the dreamy dreamers
Who hung up paper streamers
To surround the paisley swatch

Retired Gods
Find themselves at odds
With Pajama Superheroes
And the Maltese Cat
Won't tell where it's at
She just keeps on typing zeros

And our unnamed benefactor
Think that you're the best new actor
And we figure that they'll factor
That into your next paycheck

And the oldest of the old ones
Wanna discuss it over cold ones
Cuz you're the boldest of the bold ones
So they figure what the heck

The Retired Gods
Find themselves at odds
With Pajama Superheroes
And the Maltese Cat
Won't tell where it's at
And she just keeps on typing