ShadowHart - Trains, Planes, and Automobiles Lyrics

There's a cafe
I go all the time
But today I don't notice
When I'm next in line
I need to order
But I'm not sure
Then the cashier asks
Whatcha thinkin bout, sir
Huh, what am I thinking about

I'm thinking 'bout trains
How do they work
Does an epidural hurt
How should I know
Would I have survived
The Battle of Thermopylae
If I were a conductor
I'd wonder each day
How do hot rocks and water make
Enough energy to pull
10,000 tons across the country
But I just tell him Nothing
Um. just a coffee please

Brought a girl home
We were getting close
TV on to watch her favorite show
Then it hits me
She's on my lap
She kisses my neck
And then she asks
What's on your mind
Huh, actually

I'm thinking bout planes
How do they fly
Is Yoshi a girl or guy
Was Buzz Aldrin aroused
When he set foot on the moon
If I could be a pilot
I'd wear a flightsuit
And feel G-forces in my boots
And call myself something cool
Like Maverick in that movie
But I just say Nothing

I'm thinking 'bout trains

At a party
The boys drop in
Grab a drink and ask
If I want to swim
But I spaced out
And they caught it too
They ask me What's goin on
Are you ok dude
Well, now that you ask

I'm thinkin 'bout cars
I'm thinkin 'bout whales
How come some cats don't have tails
Did I ever eat lunch
What happened to Vines
Does the internet sell claymore mines
What's a bralette
Where do bees go
Can Santa make it snow

There's a song in my head
Playing all the time
I haven't written it yet
But it's on my mind
So whenever I make
That stupid face
Where I look like
A zombie lost in space
In reality I'm probably
Aloft in these anomalies
That ought to be philosophy
They gotta be from Socrates
What's on with the economy
I wanna meet Madonna
See piranhas eat ricotta cheese
And clock a sneeze velocity

Woah stop. That's weird dude

That's why I just say Nothing

Hey ShadowHart
What are you thinkin about today
Huh, I don't know
You're not even real
This is all the same voice
Hahaha. oh
I need more friends