Hey man, can you hear me out?
I've got a little knowledge for you
I've noticed a few discrepancies and I thought I'd just inform you
I finally have it figured out
I found the last piece of the puzzle
Yes, you've been living in the dark and I'm the light deep in the tunnel
There are so many things that the world has taught to you
And FYI
I don't know why you believe it
Oh my God
I can't believe the stupid things you've said
Due to stupid things you've read
On the internet
Your take is flawed
There's nothing worse than thinking you're correct
When your story's such a wreck
And your account's in debt
"The sky isn't blue", they say
"It's particulate light refraction"
Well, I can't believe you've fallen for such ridiculous abstraction
Roses are red, violets aren't blue
They are actually light magenta
And hamburgers aren't made from ham
They are made from goat placenta
Guns give you cancer and fish can read your mind
Keanu Reeves
Is secretly pretty awesome
Oh my God
I can't believe the stupid things you've said
Due to stupid things you've read
On the internet
Your strokes are broad
Your foil hat's been poisoning your head
Like a fedora made of lead
A crown of low respect
Now I know it might seem strange
How can I be so sure without evidence?
It's not because I am deranged
I simply read The Onion, they're the only source that makes any sense
Oh my God
I can't believe the stupid things you've said
Due to stupid things you've read
On the internet
The world's a fraud
Autism's caused by glutens in your bread
And Jeffrey Epstein isn't dead
You have been misled
He's hanging out instead
With old Walt Disney's head