Side Eye - Monster Lyrics

I wanna have a big house I want a big life
Perfume smelling just right I want my white t-shirts white
Take me to the front of the line I want a VIP discount
I wanna be a monster

I want a first class flight, I want my birthright
Eyebrows looking just right, I don't have cellulite
Skin me wax me wouldn't wanna tax me
If you don't like it you can mother f*cken fax me
Take me to the front of the line
Give me a velveteen car
Don't give me what I ask for
Then I will give you one star
I am beyond reproach
My wine is top of the range
I voted for David Seymour
Because I am a monster

What we are doing is very important
What we're doing right now is so very important
What we are doing is very important
What we're doing right now is so very important
Look at how many pairs of shoes I own
Would you just look at how many pairs of shoes I own?
Look at how many pairs of shoes I own
It's cos I am a monster

I am beyond reproach
My wine is top of the range
I'm ready to start my day
I'm ready to get in your way
I voted for David Seymour
Because I am a monster