The Simpsons - Boozehound Lyrics

[Sherry Bobbins]
In front of a Tavern, flat on his face
A booze-hound named Barney is pleading his case...

[Barney]
Buy me a beer...two bucks a glass...
C'mon help me i'm freezing my ass...
Buy me brandy...a snifter of wine
Who am i kidding, i'll drink turpentine...

[Moe]
Move it! You drunk...or I'll blast your rear-end

[Barney]
I found two bucks
[Moe]
Then come in my friend..

[Sherry Bobbins]
And soo let us leave on this heartwarming scene.

[Bart]
Can I be a booze-hound...
[Homer]
Not till you're fifteen...