I'm the worst guy in all of Salem
On my first night, I'm causin' mayhem
Start a witch trial
Cuz she don't date me anymore
So grab a pitchfork
And tell the neighbors and the townsfolk
Hermione Granger's on Ipswich Road
I saw it play in a crystal ball
And you're the scapegoat
Tonight at town square I'm gonna burn the witch
If you throw her in a pool
Yeah, I bet she would swim
If she doesn't come up
Well, sorry, I was hoaxed and hoodwinked
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
But I gotta find out
Tonight at town square we're gonna burn the witch
(Fire, fire, fire, fire, yeah, we're gonna start a fire)
They're superstitious
I told Will Phips you rode a broomstick
And laid a hex on all the village
Cuz my life is tragic
Without you it's a curse all out of magic, oh-oh
Tonight at town square I'm gonna burn the witch
If you throw her in a pool
Yeah, I bet she would swim
If she doesn't come up
Well, sorry, I was hoaxed and hoodwinked
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
But I gotta find out
Tonight at town square we're gonna burn the witch
(Fire, fire, fire, fire, yeah, we're gonna start a fire)
Tonight at town square we're gonna burn the witch
(Fire, fire, fire, fire, yeah, we're gonna start a fire)
By the way, I wish you well
You're casting me under your spell
Drink the potion out your cauldron
I promise I won't tell
By the way, I wish you well
You're casting me under your spell
Drink the potion out your cauldron
I promise I won't tell
Tonight at town square I'm gonna burn the witch
(Burn the witch)
If you throw her in a pool
Yeah, I bet she would swim
(She would swim)
If she doesn't come up
Sorry, I was hoaxed and hoodwinked
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
But I gotta find out
Tonight at town square we're gonna burn the witch
(Fire, fire, fire, fire, yeah, we're gonna start a fire)
Tonight at town square we're gonna burn the witch
(Fire, fire, fire, fire, yeah, we're gonna start a fire)
Tonight at town square we're gonna burn the witch
(Fire, fire, fire, fire, yeah, we're gonna start a fire)
Tonight at town square we're gonna burn the witch
(Fire, fire, fire, fire, yeah, we're gonna start a fire)
I'm the worst guy in all of Salem
On my first night, I'm causin' mayhem
Start a witch trial
Cuz she don't date me anymore