Lee de de deee
Lee de de deee
Lee de de deee
Lee de de deee
Legend has it
There is a penguin
His name is Dimmy
And he will come and kill you
If you sing his mating call
He will come and kill you
This has been the legend
For 3,000 years
And if you know what to do
You know not to sing it
But, it goes something like this
Lee de de deee
Lee de de deee
Lee de de deee
Lee de de deee
Legend has it
If you sing you the mating call
3 times
He'll come and behead you
He is a black belt
In karate
And legend has it
He can lift a train
Legend has it
He once beat the rock
In a wrestling match
He decapitated him
I don't know if that's true
I'm just reporting to you
What I've heard on the streets
So I would be careful
Singing his mating call
Unless you wanna be
A headless body
If you sing his mating call
He will come and slay you
This has been the legend for over 3,000 years
And if you know what to do
You know not to sing it
But
It goes something like this
Lee de de dee
Lee de de dee
Lee de de dee
Lee de de dee
Oh goddamnit
I sang it three times
He is on his way
Ohmygodiseehimwalkingdownthestreetpleasegodimgonnagohide
Ohioohaieioeooooo
You shouldn't have said my mating call three times, bitch