My little Labrador's got no funny story
He's just a good friend jumping for some glory
My little Labrador's got no baby darling
He looks right out of the window wishing somebody would tongue him
No Cooper's not the lab for the masses he's not flea free
He's a hundred kgs, got no flexibility
Oh didn't I tell you it's been a month since he's seen me
I get really busy with these boring stupid parties
Oh I want to hold him and stop feeding him strawberries
But I gotta meet and f*ck the office secretary
Sorry for the delay buddy meant to be here early
Hurry hop on the couch. Let's watch Tom and Jerry
Sorry for the delay buddy meant to be here early
Hurry hop on the couch. Let's watch Tom and Jerry
He's learnt to open doors and the refrigerator
Need to stock the ham but I'm a procrastinator
He's learnt to walk out without a leash for his collar
Probably peed on the street lights at the corner
Phew! No dog cops. He's got no law and order
Damn the fire hydrant's gone crazy. Sure it was Cooper
I'm home finally. His tail's wagging uncontrollably
Hey buddy wanna grab a bone and watch some TV?
Oh I want to hold him and stop feeding him strawberries
But I gotta meet and f*ck the office secretary
Sorry for the delay buddy meant to be here early
Hurry hop on the couch. Let's watch Tom and Jerry
Sorry for the delay buddy meant to be here early
Hurry hop on the couch. Let's watch Tom and Jerry
Sorry for the delay buddy meant to be here early
Hurry hop on the couch. Let's watch Tom and Jerry
Sorry for the delay buddy meant to be here early
Hurry hop on the couch. Let's watch Tom and Jerry
Sorry for the delay buddy meant to be here early
Hurry hop on the couch. Let's watch Tom and Jerry
Sorry for the delay buddy meant to be here early
Hurry hop on the couch. Let's watch Tom and Jerry