Don't put faith in my stonks
I learned nothing about finances from Florida State
Explains my shitty tattoo situation
Bounce
Why did you dance with someone else
Leave me alone all by myself
It's 'cause Brad looks better than me
I'm haunted by my own vanity
My own vanity
Hold on, let me take off my shirt
Why won't somebody else free dive
Please somebody free dive with me
Obsessive compulsive
I'm so organized
Buy my app on the app store
Check out this spreadsheet
I shaved my whole body for you
So won't you please swipe right on me
But you should know
I'm ugly and cannot perform in bed
I wonder why nobody came to game night
Is it because I have no friends
Yeah probably
I lost all my money
Where did my savings go
Fourteen thousand dollars lost
Slammed Shut - Stonks Lyrics
Slammed Shut - Stonks Lyrics
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Don't put faith in my stonks
I learned nothing about finances from Florida State
Explains my shitty tattoo situation
Bounce
Why did you dance with someone else
Leave me alone all by myself
It's 'cause Brad looks better than me
I'm haunted by my own vanity
My own vanity
Hold on, let me take off my shirt
Why won't somebody else free dive
Please somebody free dive with me
Obsessive compulsive
I'm so organized
Buy my app on the app store
Check out this spreadsheet
I shaved my whole body for you
So won't you please swipe right on me
But you should know
I'm ugly and cannot perform in bed
I wonder why nobody came to game night
Is it because I have no friends
Yeah probably
I lost all my money
Where did my savings go
Fourteen thousand dollars lost
I learned nothing about finances from Florida State
Explains my shitty tattoo situation
Bounce
Why did you dance with someone else
Leave me alone all by myself
It's 'cause Brad looks better than me
I'm haunted by my own vanity
My own vanity
Hold on, let me take off my shirt
Why won't somebody else free dive
Please somebody free dive with me
Obsessive compulsive
I'm so organized
Buy my app on the app store
Check out this spreadsheet
I shaved my whole body for you
So won't you please swipe right on me
But you should know
I'm ugly and cannot perform in bed
I wonder why nobody came to game night
Is it because I have no friends
Yeah probably
I lost all my money
Where did my savings go
Fourteen thousand dollars lost
Writer: Steven Parsons, William Booth
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Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid