SLOB DROP - Hate this Board Lyrics

I hate this f*cking board, it's a Chinese piece of shit
Hate this f*cking board, I think I'm gonna quit
Hate this f*cking board, it's got razor tail
It hit me in the nuts and made me f*cking bail

I hate this f*cking board
Hate this f*cking board

I hate this f*cking board, I can't land no tricks
It skates worse than a bag of dicks
Speaking of dicks, reminds me of my dad
'Cause it's the worst skateboard I ever f*cking had

I hate this f*cking board
Hate this f*cking board (go!)

I hate this f*cking board
Hate this f*cking board
Hate this f*cking board

Ledge is f*ckin' greasy, boys!