They say monkey see and monkey do
But these dang monkeys done run the zoo
The people are in cages and the monkeys run free
This kind of perplexes me
How do these monkeys know what's right
When the rule book is skewed to one monkey's might
It's a mean spirited meatball fight
Dr Zaius was one smart chimp
An Orangutan that really ran the ship
There's a big fat orange monkey
That ain't so bright
All those dum dum monkeys
Follow him despite
The fact he's a liar and a cheat
A conman with a heart of deceit
Who doesn't care about anybody else
Darwin says we evolved from the ape
But now we've de-evolved to this monkey state
The congregations are packed in the pews
But no listens to a single word
Even the preachers are following the Monkey creed
And fill the coffers with a grifters greed
Espouse the conman's word as the lords decree