there's a lloyd in every city
there's a lloyd in every town
there's a lloyd in every country
yeah you see this guy around
there's a lloyd in every room
here's looking at you
sketchy scurvy scheister bastard
pedophile dungeon master
f*ckin' greedy
f*ckin' crook
you will never book my band
avoid the lloyd
the marquee is the laugh
you're charging six bucks a draft
ten bucks at the door
for ten shitty bands
you've never heard before
avoid the lloyd