Waking up on a Sunday morning|As I would still stay in my bed|5 o'clock when day light is dawning|Ladybug dressed in Black and Red|Ladybug dressed in Black and Red||In this old insane asylum|you don't know who's really mad|Like a snake in a maze of dark rooms|on a floor of piss and crap|on a floor of piss and crap||I'm dancing on the floor|Cause' that's what I do| clean and nothing more|But now I know'||Who I am,|I'm a Floor washing Machine Man|Who is mad?|I'm a Floor Washing Machine Man||| There's someone who spits on my clean floor|Someone else trying to have sex|On the ground cigarette butts everywhere|Nurses who have no respect|Nurses who have no respect||Big mama squealing like a hen, while|Cougar Hanging around|Women talking behind each other|everything turning upside down|everything turning upside down|