Soiloilers - Vampires Ate My Dick Lyrics

Here's a horror story no frills or fancy tricks
An evil allegory about how I lost my prick
Walking through the forest with my Edward t shirt on
With neck deep in my ear phones I'm trying to sing along

Vampires ate my dick
They ate my dick
They ate my dick
They ate my dick

This horror story the sun didn't rein
They said they'd either eat my cock or make me their slave
As you can see didn't have a f*cking choice
Like Clinton vs. Trump didn't have a f*cking voice

Vampires ate my dick
They ate my dick
They ate my dick
They ate my dick

Vampires ate my dick
They ate my dick
They ate my dick
They ate my dick

They took advice from Altered Beast and rose from the grave
And that's when I realized I couldn't get away

Vampires ate my dick
They ate my dick
They ate my dick
They ate my dick
They ate my dick
They ate my dick
They ate my dick
They ate my dick