Soundfreeks - Turd (feat. Jack Lad) Lyrics

Ya bitch wanna party with Sharti
Sharti made a farty in the party
You took a shart on my body
Bitch I am purple like Barney
I'm making chocolate like Charlie
These oompa loompas be farty
I have the meat like I'm Arby's
Poop in the woods I ain't sorry
Yo I am wang razor
Used to be Swag razor
I get the bag razor
No I don't brag razor
Can't catch me I'm on tag razor
Thumb in my mouth imma gag razor
Capture you like I'm a flag razor
You like a zig and I'm zag razor
On the track this is Jack
Hop on here with the Brit grime rap
Chat bean then I pull up with the gat
That was a lie England doesn't have guns
They wanted a rap about a Turd
No better chance to have my voice heard
I don't say girl I say lass or bird
Soundfreeks said that I can't say the F word
Now I'm the guy to hop on a cypher
Everyone knows imma YouTube lifer
I'm the puzzle you can't decipher
Know more words rhyme with cypher
Windows down as I pull up with the crew
Super soakers pointed at you
You should know they're full of liquid poo
Yes you'll scream but what can you do
I'm rich
Your not
I'm cool
Robot?
I got chains
And you do not
So cool
And hot
And you
Are not
I'm so technical
Like a robot
I got a broom
Yeah it go zoom
Sit in my car
Like why it go vroom
I got a harpoon
And it stabbeded you
And I'm cool
And you are not
Ahhhhh
Get in the boat
Ahhhhhh
WIZ KHONSON
Lil Nub and Lil Peen
Back at it in your moms house
Tryna get this paper
But your moms a little small mouse
Bitch yo I'm Zack and Cody like I'm Cole Sprouce
And I got cold cuts
So call me cold cuts
I'm in da tub like I'm nubbing in da tub tub
Rubbing in da tub like a nub in da nub tub
Lil Peen rubbing
On da tub tub tub tub
Yeah I got the cheese so
Call me cold cuts