Night's like a banquet, give it a try
Candlelight, caviar, you and I
And Templeton
Mr Templeton
Why should he stay at home?
Just get his medication
He'll go with us,
See a show with us
Plan such a simple one
Templeton don't go away...
The city is hopping with things to do
But it's one-third funner with you-know-who
Yes, Templeton
Mr. Templeton
Let's go have some thrills
Pack his pills and his glasses
We'll get a bite, then we'll say goodnight
To our own special friend
Mr Templeton
Please look away
We'll be out 'til dawn
Strap your helmet on
[Thanks to ja9_88 for adding these lyrics]