The Diarrhea Song Lyrics by John Roberts, Eugene Mirman, & Bob's Burgers

(John Roberts, Eugene Mirman, & Bob's Burgers)

Running down the gutter with a piece of bread and butter
Diarrhea *two raspberries*, diarrhea *two raspberries*

Running down the gutter with a piece of bread and butter
Diarrhea *two raspberries*, diarrhea *two raspberries*

Some people think it's funny but it's really wet and runny
Diarrhea *two raspberries*, diarrhea *two raspberries*

Sorry we're late. Bob had diarrhea!
(Laughs) Ew!
What?

[Gene (spoken):]
I love you mom.