Something Isn't Right Here Lyrics

Campbell (sang):
I put her on the team, she was green as she could be,
I took a lot of heat, no one wanted her but me,
All my dreams were coming true, I was captain, it was cool,
Then I'm suddenly redist... redis... sent to another school.
So Skyler's next in line, but somehow Skyler flunks!
So Kyler should be captain, but Kyler's blowing chunks!
Is this all coincidence, just unrelated incidents that happened to occur,
Miraculously making way for her!

Something isn't right here, I don't know what it is, none of this should be happening,
But it is, oh, but it is.
It's like hearing a ticking sound coming from unmarked packages.

Eva (spoken):
Hang on, I'll be right there. (gasp) CAMPBELL!

Campbell (spoken): Nice hair...

Eva (spoken): Thanks! You know you've always been my inspiration!

Campbell (spoken):
Clearly...

Campbell (sang):
Something isn't right here, I got a spidey sense,
Too much has been going down, to chalk it up to coincidence!

Eva (spoken): What coincidence?

Campbell (spoken): That you, a sophomore, suddenly became captain of the squad?

Eva (spoken): You think I did all of this on purpose?
I'd never take anything away from you!

Campbell (spoken): Steven?

Steven (spoken): BABY! What are you doing here?

Campbell (sang): Something isn't right here,

Steven (spoken): Baby, it's no big,

Campbell (sang): Something isn't right here,

Steven (spoken): Eva's helping me with Trig.

Campbell (sang): Your alibi's pathetic, I'm here to call your bluff,
There's no way you've studied Trig yet, there's no way he cares enough.
Made the team and you made captain, now you're all up in his stuff!

Eva (spoken): Campbell! Campbell, I'm your friend...

Campbell (spoken): Steven, I don't think we should see each other for a while.
Like, forever while.

Steven (spoken): Baby, what?

Campbell (sang):
She did it, she did it, she came up with a plan, to take all that she took,
My team, my school, my man!
Next, she'll win the lotto,
Or crap a four leaf clover, can it just be me who sees how she screwed us over?

Kyler (sang): So, it's her fault I got mono, and for Skyler failing too.
And she somehow got you transferred, and this whole thing's about you?

Skyler (sang): Yeah, our team's without a captain, and our chances aren't great.
But don't blame it on your mini me, she stepped up to the plate!

Kyler (sang): She's barely out of diapers!

Skyler (sang): And, yet you're sure it's true!

Both Skyler & Kyler (sang):
She's getting with your man, who we all know worships you!

Skyler (sang): Yeah, I see what's wrong, unless you have more to tell us!

Kyler (sang): You're paranoid,

Skyler (sang): You're crazy,

Both Skyler & Kyler (sang): Or maybe you're just jealous!