Gael Garcia Bernal - Everyone Knows Juanita Lyrics

Well, everyone knows Juanita
Her eyes each a different color
Her teeth stick out and her chin goes in
And her...knuckles they drag on the floor

(Those aren't the words)
(There are children present)

Her hair is like a brier
She stands in a bow-legged stance
And if I weren't so ugly
She'd possibly give me a chance