Just Like Him Lyrics

BUDDY
LOOK AT ME
I'M WEARING A SUIT
APPROXIMATELY LIKE MY DAD'S

AND YOU'LL SEE
SUSPENDERS TO BOOT
MY DAD'S UP ON THE LATEST FADS

WE'RE LIKE TWO PEAS IN A POD
SO DON'T THINK IT ODD
IF I SHOULD GO OUT ON A LIMB
AND SAY WHEN I GROW UP, I'M
GONNA BE JUST LIKE HIM

WALTER
I need coffee. Now.

BUDDY
Oo, let me do it! Me, me, me.

AND I KNEW
I'D NEVER REGRET
COMING FROM SO FAR AWAY

THOUGH IT'S TRUE
WE'VE NOT CUDDLED YET
IT'S BOUND TO HAPPEN ANY DAY

IT'S MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO
I FOLLOW HIS CUE

WALTER
GOOD MORNING TED, HI JIM

BUDDY
Hi Jim!
(Hugging JIM, not letting go)

DEB
Buddy, why don't you help me
put these documents through the
shredder?

BUDDY
What's a shredder?

DEB
It's a machine that makes snow.

BUDDY
No way!

WE GO TOGETHER LIKE "SUGAR"�
AND "PLUM"�

DEB
A PERFECT DUO LIKE RUM CAKE
AND RUM

BUDDY
I'VE FOUND A ROCK OF GIBRALTAR
CALLED MISTER WALTER HOBBS

DEB
WHY DON'T WE MAKE HIM SOME
SNOW?

BUDDY
WHY MAKE HIM SOME? MAKE HIM
GOBS!

(Dance break)

BUDDY
WE GO TOGETHER LIKE CRUMPETS
AND TEA

EMPLOYEES
IT'S TWO FOR TEA!

DEB
A PERFECT DUO LIKE VODKA
AND ME

EMPLOYEES
SHE LIKE HER VODKA LIKE ME!

BUDDY
HE'S LIKA A BIG DOUGHY PRESENT
THAT ONLY SANTA COULD MAKE

EMPLOYEES
SANTA!

BUDDY
LET'S ALL GO HUG HIM RIGHT
NOW!

ALL
SORRY, BUT I'M ON MY BREAK!

BUDDY
I CAN'T EXPLAIN
WHY I LOSE MY COOL
EVERY TIME THAT HE COMES NEAR

I GO INSANE
AND SCAT LIKE A FOOL
SHOOBIE-DOOBIE-DADDY-DEAR

WALTER
Buddy! Shut up!

BUDDY
I GUESS BY NOW YOU KNOW WHY
MY FAVORITE GUY
CAN TRIGGER SUCH VIGOR AND VIM
'CAUSE WHEN I GROW UP, I'M
GONNA BE JUST LIKE HIM

I love my daddy!