Look Who's Evil Now Lyrics by Evil Dead: The Musical Cast

Cheryl:
Why have you disturbed our sleep?
Awakened us from our ancient slumber?
You will die! Nightmare is before you
Like others before you, you're gonna
tumble

One by one
We're gonna take you
One by one
Nothing you can do
One by one
You'll surely fall
One by one
We're gonna kill you all

Now I'll ask you a question, not where
or why or how
But WHO?
Look who's evil now

Whooaaaaaaaaa!!! Sock it to me, baby!

Look who's evil
Look who's evil
Look who's evil now

I said, look who's evil
Look who's evil
Look who's evil now

I heard you suckers mocking me and
calling me a prude
Let's see if you're still laughing when i rip out your Fallopian tubes
I'll twist your fun bags
I'll beat your brown eye blue
Then I'll smash your sack and make
a testicle fondue

Just try and f*ck with me
I'll show you where your grave is
If being evil's cool
Consider me Miles Davis
Now I'll ask you a question, not where
or why or how
But WHO?
Look who's evil now

(Talking)
Now I told you all earlier I would take
you all out one by one, and I'm not one to make false promises,
So kids, let's kick it!

(Singing)
First Ash
I'll whoop your ass
And Scott
I'll bust your nuts
Shelly
I'll slash your belly
And Linda
I'll stick a pencil in ya!

Linda(Talking):
My ankle! I can't walk.

Ash(Talking):
Take her to the bedroom and
make sure she's okay

Cheryl:
You can't stop me
You cna't stop me
You can't stop me now

I say, you can't stop me
You can't stop me
You can't stop me now

(Talking)
Who's the stupid bitch now, Scotty?
Who's the stupid bitch now?

Shelly(talking):
Look who's evil now!!

Scott(talking):
Not Shelly too!

Shelly:
Oh my God, like, look at me and my
evil demon bod
Now watch me stick this high heel
straight up your love rod
I'll tear your body into shreds and beat you with his balls
Then I'll swallow up your soul
without gagging at all
I'm sexy, I'm cute
and so evil to boot
I'd kill you with these guns, but I don't think they shoot
Now I'll ask you a question

Cheryl:
Sing it!

Shelly:
Not where or why or how
But WHO?
Look who's evil now

Scott(talking):
Dude, grab the f*cking gun! Shoot her!
Shoot it!

Ash(talking):
I can't shoot Shelly. She's a friend of ours

Scott(talking):
Goddamnit Ash, I picked up that
skank drunk in a bar three days ago...

[Ash shoots Shelly]