Ode to an Accidental Stabbing Lyrics by Evil Dead: The Musical Cast

JAKE:
Goddamn you woman! You f*cking stabbed me!
Goddamn you woman! Do I look like a f*cking zombie?

Annie:
It was a mistake! What can I do to prove I am sorry?

Jake:
Well, in the future I'd appreciate it if you could not f*cking stab me!
Goddamn you woman.

Annie:
I didn't mean to hurt you.

Jake:
You really got me pissed!

Annie:
Or make you bleed.

Jake:
Goddamn you woman.

Annie:
I'll make you feel better.

Jake:
This hurts like a son of a bitch!

Annie:
Would you like some Pepcid AC?

Jake:
Woman look what you've done! I'm bleeding all over the f*cking room!

Annie:
Then take this cloth and apply pressure to your wound.

Jake:
Bitch, get me somewhere safe! That thing's still out there in them trees.

Annie:
No one can hurt you here!

Cheryl:
No one but me! Come on, fatty!

Jake:
Goddamn you woman!