FINCH:
How to apply for a job.
How to advance from the mail room.
How to sit down at a desk.
How to dictate memorandums.
How to develop executive style.
How to commute in a three button suit,
With that weary executive smile.
This book is all what I need.
How to... How to succeed...
How to observe personnel.
How to select to whom to lunch with
How to avoid petty friends.
How to begin making contacts.
How to walk into a conference room with an idea
Bringing business idea,
That will make your expense account zoom.
This book is all what I need.
How to...
How to succeed.
[Thanks to kagaminequeen02 for correcting these lyrics]