Sam's Second Toe Lyrics by Cast Dialog

Freddie- Hey, would you put your socks back on!
Sam- NO!
Carly- Woah, look. Your second toes longer than your big toe.
Sam - I know, It's a sign of intelligence.
Freddie- Yes, that must explain why you had to repeat third grade.
(Sam picks up fork and starts tackling Freddie.)
Freddie- NO, no AGGGG SAM GET OFF OF ME!!!
Carly- Sam put the fork down!
Sam-ok!
Carly- (whispers) go to iCarly.com. DO IT... -I don't want to be in love-