Ever After
(Stephen Sondheim)
[Instrumental]
Back Into the Woods
(Stephen Sondheim)
[Instrumental]
Find the Boy
(Stephen Sondheim)
[Instrumental]
Witch's Lament
(Meryl Streep)
WITCH
No matter what you say,
Children won't listen.
No matter what you know,
Children refuse
To learn.
Guide them along the way,
Still they don't listen.
Children can only grow
From something you love
To something you lose...
Any Moment
(Chris Pine)
THE PRINCE
Anything can happen in the woods.
May I kiss you-?
Any moment we could be crushed.
BAKER'S WIFE
uh-
THE PRINCE
Don't feel rushed.
BAKER'S WIFE
This is ridiculous,
What am I doing here?
I'm in the wrong story.
Wait, wait, wait, we can't do this!
You have a princess.
THE PRINCE
Well, yes. I do.
BAKER'S WIFE
And I have... a baker.
THE PRINCE
Of course, you're right. How foolish.
Foolishness can happen in the woods.
Once again, please-
BAKER'S WIFE
Ummm?
THE PRINCE
Let your hesitations be hushed.
Any moment, big or small,
Is a moment, after all.
Seize the moment, skies may fall
Any moment.
BAKER'S WIFE
Ooh..This is not right.
THE PRINCE
Right and wrong don't matter in the woods,
Only feelings.
Let us meet the moment unblushed.
Life is often so unpleasant-
You must know that, as a peasant-
Best to take the moment present
As a present for the moment.
Moments in the Woods
(Emily Blunt)
THE PRINCE:
I shall not forget you.
How brave you are to be alone in the woods,
And how alive you've made me feel.
BAKER'S WIFE:
What was that?
Was that me?
Was that him?
Did a Prince really kiss me?
And kiss me?
And kiss me?
And did I kiss him back?
Was it wrong?
Am I mad?
Is that all?
Does he miss me?
Was he suddenly
Getting bored with me?
Wake up! Stop dreaming.
Stop prancing about the woods.
It's not besseming.
What is it about the woods?
Back to life, back to sense,
Back to child, back to husband,
No one lives in the woods.
There are vows, there are ties,
There are needs, there are standards,
There are shouldn'ts and shoulds.
Why not both instead?
There's the answer, if you're clever:
have a child for warmth,
And a Baker for bread,
And a Prince for whatever-
Never!
It's these woods.
Face the facts, find the boy,
Join the group, stop the Giant-
Just get out of these woods.
Was that him? Yes it was.
Was that me? No it wasn't,
Just a trick of the woods.
Just a moment,
One peculiar passing moment...
Must it all be either less or more,
Either plain or grand?
Is it always "or"?
Is it never "and"?
That's what woods are for:
For those moments in the woods...
Oh, if life were made of moments,
Even now and then a bad one!
But if life were only moments,
Then you'd never know you had one.
First a Witch, then a child,
Then a Prince, then a moment-
Who can live in the woods?
And to get what you wish,
Only just for a moment-
These are dangerous woods...
Let the moment go...
Don't forget it for a moment, though.
Just remembering you've had an "and",
When you're back to "or",
Makes the "or" mean more
Than it did before.
Now I understand-
And it's time to leave the woods.
Your Fault
(James Corden)
JACK
But it isn't my fault,
I was given those beans!
You persuaded me to trade away
My cow for beans!
And without those beans
There'd have been no stalk
To get up to the Giants
In the first place!
BAKER
Wait a minute, magic beans
For a cow so old
That you had to tell
A lie to sell
It, which you told!
Were they worthless beans?
Were they oversold?
Oh, and tell us who
Persuaded you
To steal that gold.
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD (To Jack)
See, it's your fault.
JACK
No!
BAKER
Yes it's you fault...
JACK
No!
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
Yes, it is!
JACK
It's not!
BAKER
It's true.
JACK
Wait a minute-
But I only stole the gold
To get my
Cow back from you!
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD (To Baker)
So it's your fault!
JACK
Yes!
BAKER
No, it isn't!
I'd have kept those beans,
But our house was cursed.
She made us get the cow to get
The curse reversed!
WITCH
It's you father's fault
That the curse got placed
And the place got cursed
In the first place!
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
Oh.
Then it's his fault!
WITCH
So.
CINDERELLA
It was his fault...
JACK
No.
BAKER
Yes, it is,
It's his.
CINDERELLA
I guess...
JACK
Wait a minute, though-
I chopped down the beanstalk-
Right? That's clear.
But without any beanstalk,
Then what's queer
Is how did the second Giant get down here
In the first place?
Second place...
CINDERELLA
Yes!
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
How?
BAKER
Hmmm...
JACK
Well,
Who had the other bean?
BAKER
The other bean?
CINDERELLA
The other bean?
JACK (To Baker)
You pocketed the other bean.
BAKER
I didn't!
Yes I did.
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
So it's your fault!
BAKER
No, it isn't,
'Cause I gave it to my Wife!
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
So it's her fault!
BAKER
No, it isn't!
CINDERELLA
Then whose is it?
BAKER (To Cinderella)
Wait a minute!
She exchanged that bean
To obtain your shoe,
So the one who knows what happened
To that bean is you!
CINDERELLA
You mean that old bean-
That your Wife-? Oh, dear-
But I never knew,
And so I threw-
Well, don't look here!
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
So it's your fault!
CINDERELLA
But-
JACK
See, it's her fault-
CINDERELLA
But-
JACK
And it isn't mine at all!
BAKER (To Cinderella)
But what?
CINDERELLA (To Jack)
Well, if you hadn't gone
Back up again-
JACK
We were needy-
CINDERELLA
You were greedy!
Did you need that hen?
JACK
But I got it for my Mother-!
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
So it's her fault then!
CINDERELLA
Yes? And what the harp
In the third place?
BAKER
Ther harp- yes!
JACK
She went and dared me to!
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
I dared you to?
JACK
You dared me to!
She said that I was scared-
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
Me?
JACK
So she dared me!
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
No, I didn't!
BAKER, CINDERELLA, JACK
So it's your fault!
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
Wait a minute-!
CINDERELLA
If you hadn't dared him to-
BAKER (To Jack)
And you had left the harp alone,
We wouldn't been in trouble
In the first place!
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD (To Cinderella)
Well, if you hadn't thrown away the bean
In the first place-!
CINDERELLA
Well, if she hadn't raised them in the first place-!
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD (To Cinderella)
It was your fault!
JACK (To Witch)
Yes, if you hadn't raised them in the first place-!
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD & BAKER (To Witch)
Right! It's you raised them in the first place-!
CINDERELLA
You raised the beans in the first place!
JACK
It's you fault!
CINDERELLA, JACK, BAKER, LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
You're responsible!
You're the one to blame!
It's your fault!
Last Midnight
(Meryl Streep)
WITCH
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!
It's the last midnight.
It's the last wish.
It's the last midnight;
Soon it will be boom-
Squish!
Told a little lie,
Stole a little gold,
Broke a little vow,
Did you?
Had to get your Prince,
Had to get your cow,
Had to get your wish,
Doesn't matter how-
Anyway, it doesn't matter now.
It's the last midnight,
It's the boom-
Splat!
Nothing but a vast midnight.
Everybody smashed flat!
Nothing we can do.
Not exactly true:
We can always give her the boy...
No, of course what really matters
Is the blame,
Someone you can blame.
Fine, if that's the thing you enjoy,
Placing the blame,
If that's the aim,
Give me the blame-
Just give me the boy.
THE OTHERS
No!
WITCH
No?
You're so nice.
You're not good,
You're not bad,
You're just nice.
I'm not good,
I'm not nice,
I'm just right.
I'm the Witch.
You're the world.
I'm the hitch.
I'm what no one believes,
I'm the Witch.
You're all liars and theives,
Like his father,
Like his son will be, too-
Oh, why bother?
You'll just do what you do.
It's the last midnight,
So, goodbye all.
Coming at you fast, midnight-
Soon you'll see the sky fall.
Here, you want a bean?
Have another bean.
Beans were made for making you rich!
Plant them and they soar-
Here, you want some more?
Listen to the roar...
Giants by the score-!
Oh well, you can blame another witch.
It's the last midnight.
It's the last verse.
Now, before it's past midnight,
I'm leaving you my last curse:
I'm leaving you alone.
You can tend the garden, it's yours.
Separate and alone,
Everybody down on all fours.
All right, mother, when?
Lost the beans again!
Punish me the way you did then!
Give me claws and a hunch,
Just away from this bunch
And the gloom
And the doom
And the boom
Cruuunch!
No More
(Stephen Sondheim)
[Instrumental]
The Far Away Prince
(Stephen Sondheim)
[Instrumental]
No One Is Alone
( James Corden)
Cinderella:
Mother can not guide you.
Now you're on your own.
Only me beside you,
Still you're not alone.
No one is alone, truly.
No one is alone.
LRRH:
I wish...
Cinderella:
I know.
Mother isn't here now.
Baker:
Wrong things, right things
Cinderella:
Who knows what she'd say.
Baker:
Who can say what's true?
Cinderella:
Nothing's quite so clear now.
Baker:
Do things, fight things
Cinderella:
Feel you've lost your way
Baker:
You decide but
Both:
You are not alone.
Cinderella:
Believe me.
Both:
No one is alone.
Baker:
Believe me.
Cinderella:
Truly.
Both:
People make mistakes.
Baker:
Fathers.
Cinderella:
Mothers.
Both:
People make mistakes.
Holding to their own,
thinking they're alone.
Cinderella:
Honor their mistakes.
Baker:
Fight for their mistakes.
Cinderella:
Everybody makes
Both:
One another's terrible mistakes
Witches can be right.
Giants can be good.
You decide what's right.
You decide what's good.
Cinderella:
Just remember...
Baker:
Just remember...
Both:
Someone is on your side.
LRRH, Jack:
Our side
Both:
Our side
Someone else is not.
While we're seeing our side
LRRH, Jack:
Our side
Both:
Our side
Maybe we forgot.
All:
They are not alone.
No one is alone.
Someone is on your side.
No one is alone.
The Giant Attack
(Stephen Sondheim)
[Instrumental]
Finale/Children Will Listen (Part 1)
(James Corden)
BABY
Waaah!
BAKER
Shhhhhh...please
Maybe I just wasn't meant to have children...
BAKER'S WIFE
Don't say that,
Of course you were meant to have children...
BAKER
But how can I go about being a father
when I had no father to show me?
BABY
Waaah!
BAKER'S WIFE
Just calm the child.
BAKER
Yes, calm the child.
BAKER'S WIFE
Look, tell him the story
Of how it all happened.
Be father and mother,
You'll know what to do.
BAKER
Alone?...
BAKER'S WIFE
Sometimes people leave you
halfway through the wood.
Do not let it grieve you,
No one leaves for good.
You are not alone.
No one is alone.
Hold him to the light now,
Let him see the glow.
Things will be all right now.
Tell him what you know...
BAKER
Once upon a time... in a far-off kingdom...
there lay a small village at the edge of the woods.
And in this village there lived a young maiden, a care-free young lad,
and a childless baker... with his wife...
WITCH
Careful the things you say,
Children will listen.
Careful the things you do,
Children will see.
And learn.
Guide them along the way,
Children will glisten.
Children will look to you
For which way to turn,
To learn what to be.
Careful before you say,
"Listen to me."
Children will listen.
ALL
Careful the wish you make,
Wishes are children.
Careful the path they take-
Wishes come true,
Not free.
Careful the spell you cast,
Not just on children.
Sometimes the spell may last
Past what you can see
And turn against you...
WITCH
Careful the tale you tell.
That is the spell.
Children will listen...
Finale/Children Will Listen (Part 2)
(Company)
Though it's fearful,
Though it's deep, though it's dark
And though you may lose the path,
Though you may encounter wolves,
You can't just act,
You have to listen.
You can't just act
You have to think.
There are always wolves,
There are always spells,
There are always beans,
Or a Giant dwells.
So Into the woods
You go again,
You have to
Every now and then.
Into the woods,
No telling when,
Be ready for the journey.
Into the woods,
But not too fast
Or what you wish
You lose at last.
Into the woods, but mind the past.
Into the woods, but mind the future.
Into the woods, but not to stray,
Or tempt the Wolf or steal from the Giant-
The way is dark,
The light is dim,
But now there's you,
Me, her and him.
The chances look small,
The choices look grim,
But everything you learn there
Will help when you return there.
BAKER, CINDERELLA, LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD, JACK
The light is getting dimmer-
BAKER
I think I see a glimmer-
ALL
Into the woods-
You have to grope,
But that's the way
You learn to cope.
Into the woods
To find there's hope
Of getting through the journey.
Into the woods-
Each time you go,
There's more to learn
Of what you know.
Into the woods, but not too slow-
Into the woods, it's nearing midnight-
Into the woods to mind the Wolf,
To heed the Witch,
To honor the Giant,
To mind,
To heed,
To find,
To think,
To teach,
To join,
To go to the Festival!
Into the woods,
Into the woods,
Into the woods,
Then out of the woods
And happy ever after!
CINDERELLA
... I wish...
Stay With Me
(Stephen Sondheim)
[Instrumental]
Last Midnight
(Stephen Sondheim)
[Instrumental]
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Into the Woods Disc 1
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Into the Woods (Original Broadway Cast) Album