Martin's Richard-esque Finale de Grand Fromage Lyrics - Jerry Springer: the Opera Soundtrack

[MAN 1]
Come and see!

[WOMAN 1]
Jerry! Jerry!

[WOMAN 2]
Come and see!

[WOMAN 3]
Jerry!

[MAN 2]
Come and see!

[WOMAN 4]
Jerry! Jerry!

[MAN 3]
Come and see what you have done!

[WOMAN 5]
Come and see what you have done!

[ENSEMBLE]
Jerry!

It ain't easy being me,
It so ain't easy being me,
Millions of voices making all the wrong choices,
Then turning round and blaming me,
Me, me!
I tell ya, it ain't easy being me...

Mama gimmee smack on the asshole,
Mama gimmee smack every night,
Mama gimmee smack on the asshole,
Everything will be alright!

Have yourselves a good time!

Ooooh!
We just wanna dance!
Ooooh!
We just wanna dance!
Ooooh!
We just wanna dance!
Ooooh!
We just, we just,
We just wanna...

Talk to the hand,
Talk to the hand,
Talk to the hand,
Talk to the hand,
'Cos the face ain't listening,
I'm a man,
'Cos the face ain't listening,
I'm a man,
'Cos the face ain't-

I'm a man! I'm a man!
I'm a man! I'm a man!
I'm a man! I'm a man!

Talk to the hand,
'Cos the face ain't listening,
I'm a man,
'Cos the face ain't listening,
I'm a man,
'Cos the face ain't listening,
Talk to the ah-ah-ah-ah!

Talk!
To the!
Talk to the!
Ha-a-a-a-a-and!
Talk!
To The!
Talk to the!
Hand!

[WARM UP MAN (spoken in rhythm)]
What the f*ck? What the f*ck?
What the f*cking, f*cking f*ck?