Brooke Wyndam, Professor Callahan and Company - Whipped Into Shape Lyrics

BROOkE
Hi, i’m Brooke wyndham and welcome back to
the wyndham workout disc Two Challenge and
our daily commitment to being the best that we
can be!

FiT pEOplE
Yeah!

BROOkE
So grab your Cardiowhyp 5000™… ‘Cause if
you want to get ripped?
You’ve gotta get…whypped!
Do you want an easy miracle?
Do you wanna lose a pound or two?
Then you can turn this off right now:
My workout’s not for you.
I’m talkin’ to the woman who wants it all:
Gotta pay for what you get.
‘Cause Size 2 clothes
Don’t come to those
Too lazy to sweat!

BROOkE & FiT pEOplE
I want you whipped into shape!
When I say “jump” say ‘how high?’
You know you’re doin’ it right
When you start to cry!
If you don’t look like you should,
You got to
Whip it! Whip it!
Whip it good!
I’m sorry, ladies, no escape…
‘Til you’re whipped into shape!

BROOkE
Come on Sabrina, you heifer, work it out!

FiT pEOplE
Whipped into shape!

SABRiNA
i hate you Brooke, and i love you for it.

BROOkE & FiT pEOplE
Whipped into sh--
ENid
Hey, why’d you pause it?

CAllAHAN
we have a lot to cover.
Meet our brand new client, Brooke.
You can laugh, but she’s made tons
Off her DVDs and book:
“Whip Your Way to Tighter Buns.”
Happily married, so she swears,
To her sixty-year-old stud…
‘Til stepdaughter came downstairs
And found Brooke all covered in his blood.
If Brooke took a plea,
I’d have her out in three to four,
But she claims she did not kill him…

wARNER
Did she?

CAllAHAN
…Let’s watch some more…
BROOkE
But it’s more than just a workout,
It’s a defensive weapon too:
Simply wrap it ‘round your
assailant’s neck
Then pull ‘til he turns blue.
You can also use the patented
handle grip
To shatter your attacker’s spine…
And all for three small payments of

BROOkE & FiT pEOplE
Nineteen ninety-nine!
You’ll have him
Whipped into shape!
When you get grief from a guy,
Just work him over with this
‘Til he starts to cry!
If he don’t act like he should,
You got to
Whip it!
Whip it!
Whip it good!
It gets you out of any scrape,
And gets you
Whipped into shape!

BROOkE
Come on, people!
Elle and Paulette (Orfeh) meet Kyle the UPS man (Andy Karl)
Elle and Company let Harvard know “What You Want”

BROOkE & FiT pEOplE
Whipped into shape!

BROOkE
what does not kill us makes us hotter!
W--

CAllAHAN
Hands, who thinks she’s guilty? …
Okay now,
Here is where you kids come in:
Brooke has trouble trusting me.
I’m her only chance to win,
But I don’t speak MTV.
Though Brooke won’t help her own defense,
She may listen to her peers.
Go and place a little sense
In the space between her ears.

EllE
i’m a delta...

CAllAHAN
Not now.
I want her whipped into shape.
If there’s a brain in that hair,
Tell it that I am the key:
It’s a plea
Or the chair.
See, When I talk to her I
Get neither plea, nor plan, nor alibi.
To quote from our defendant’s tape:
I want her “whipped into shape”!
To the jail!

BROOkE
ladies, just because we’re in the Boston
women’s Correctional Facility does not mean
we can’t become the best we can be.
Here we go! Circle circle under over through
around. Again! Good!
Circle circle under over through around.
Alright ladies, we can’t break out of here but we
sure can break a sweat!
left, right! left, right! Good!

BROOkE & iNMATES
left! Right! left! Right! left! Right!

BROOkE
work! it! Out!

BROOkE & iNMATES
I want you whipped into shape!
When I say jump, say ‘how high?’
You’ll know you’re doing it right,
When you start to cry!
If you don’t look like you should,

BROOkE
You got to

iNMATES
Whip it!
Whip it!
Whip it good!

BROOkE
Like prison, ladies:
No escape!

iNMATES
Hunh!

BROOkE
‘Til you’re
Whipped into shape!
Whipped into sha-a-a-ape!


iNMATES
Whip it!
Whip it!
Whip it!
Whip it!

BROOkE
Swipe it swipe it swipe it through,
Jack it out! Double jump!

iNMATES
Swipe it swipe it swipe it through,
Jack it out! Double jump!
BROOkE
Thats right! You’ve got it!

BROOkE & iNMATES
whip it, whip it,
whip it, get
whipped into shape!