They've Ordered a Sequel Lyrics by Walter, Statler & Waldorf

Walter - Hey, what's the camera still doing here?

Standler - Oh, no! Disaster! That could only mean one thing.

Wadler - Doggone it, you're right! Looks like they've ordered a sequel.

(laughter)

Kermit - We're doing a sequel. We're back by popular demand. Come on, everybody, strike up the band!

Kermit and Fozzie - We're doing a sequel. That's what we do in Hollywood. And everybody knows that the sequel's never quite as good.

Kermit, Fozzie and Scooter - A sequel. Another feature attraction.

Scooter - Places please! Light the lights! Roll camera! Action!!

All - I thought it was the end, but no, my friends, this is when we get to do it all again! (Do it all again!) Until the credits roll, we got another goal to show that we can do it all again!
(
chicken clucking)

All - We're doing a sequel. There's no need to disguise.

Miss Piggy - The studio considers us a buyable franchise.

All - We're doing a sequel. How hard can it be?

Rowlf - We got the wild birds that the godfather breed.

All - We're doing a sequel. The studio wants more.

Gonzo - While we wait for Tom Hanks to make "Toy Story 4".

All - I thought it was the end, but no, my friends, this is when we get to do it all again! (Do it all again!) Until the credits roll, we got another goal to show that we can do it all again!

(penguin honking)

(instrumental part)

All - We're doing a sequel.

Kermit - Let's give it a go.

Ross Lynch - With Hollywood stars.

Celine Dion - And long a line of cameos.

All - We're doing a sequel.

Honey Dew Bunson - I don't need to be a stickler, but this is the seventh sequel for an original motion picture.

All - We're doing a sequel.

Kermit - Let's give it a shot. All we need now is a half decent plot.

Gonzo (spoken) - Got it! An epic love story, between a very handsome long-nosed purple thing, and a beautiful chicken. "Gonzo with the wind".

Kermit (spoken) - Does anybody have any other ideas?

Fozzie (spoken) - It's about getting the Muppets back together again to stop and evil oil barren from demolishing the old studio!

Kermit - Fozzie, did you even watch our last film?

Looke (spoken) - How about one of those fish-out-of-water movies?

Kermit - Yeah, I'm not so sure about that, Looke.

Miss Piggy (spoken) - It's about a frog, who marries a beautiful perfect pig, and they have to kiss each other, a lot!

Kermit (in disgust) - Uhh..

(Sweedish Chef mumbling)

Kermit - I don't think americans watch subtitled films.

Stanler (spoken) - How about a movie where you don't make a movie.

Wadler (spoken) - Then we all get to go home early.

Kermit - Good grief.

Rowlf (spoken) - It's about a lonely dog, and I had to see something that you should never have seen, and he has to live with a terrible secret.

Kermit - That sounds a little dark, Rowlf.

Dominic (spoken) - Kermit, how about the Muppets go on a world tour.

Kermit (in astonishment) - That's perfect.

All - I thought it was the end, but no, my friends, this is when we get to do it all again! Until the credits roll, we got another goal to show that we can do it all again! We're doing a sequel. It's more of the same.

Kermit - Let's give it a name.

Gonzo - How about "The Muppets and Me"?

All - It's "The Muppets" again with the Muppets again! It's the... ...Muppets... ...again!!!