IMPEACHMENT PROCEEDING Lyrics

CLERK:
The next business before the Senate is the resolution
on the impeachment of the President.

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TWO PAGES:
The President of the United States!

THROTTLE:
Who?

CLERK:
The President of the United States!

THROTTLE:
Oh, Mr. President, won't you sit down while we kick you out?

FULTON, LIPPMAN, GILHOOLEY, AND LYONS:
Whereas:

LYONS:
At a meeting of the Senate at which a quorum was present
a motion was made and it was proposed that-

FULTON, LIPPMAN AND GILHOOLEY:
Whereas:

LYONS:
John P. Wintergreen has undertaken to marry
the winner of a beauty contest held in Atlantic City-

FULTON, LIPPMAN AND GILHOOLEY:
Whereas:

LYONS:
His refusal to marry the winner Diana Devereaux
will lead to international complications-

FULTON, LIPPMAN AND GILHOOLEY:
Whereas:

FULTON, LIPPMAN AND GILHOOLEY:
Now therefore be it resolved that John P. Wintergreen be,
and hereby is, impeached from the said office of President
of these United States.

SENATOR JONES:
I second the resolution.

FULTON:
Our first witness-the French Ambassador!