I Have Written a Play (Reprise 1) Lyrics

CONGRESSMAN LOCKWOOD
I have written a play, Mister Jaffee.
An average Hog Market Committee chairmanТs day, Mister Jaffee.
It's all about life on the Hog Market Committee.
I call it

OSCAR & CONGRESSMAN LOCKWOOD
Life on the Hog Market Committee.

CONGRESSMAN LOCKWOOD
I put it down just as it happened
Oh the things I've seen,
Oh the things I've seen,
If you put it on the stage I guarantee...