I Have Written a Play (Reprise 2) Lyrics

DOCTOR JOHNSON
(spoken) But you don't understand
(sung) I have written a play, Mister Jaffee.
An average gastroenterologistТs day, Mister Jaffee.
It's all about life in a Metropolitan hospital.

OWEN, OLIVER, OSCAR & DOCTOR JOHNSON
I call it Life in a Metropolitan Hospital!

DOCTOR JOHNSON
I put it down just as it happenedЕ.
Oh, the things I've seen...