Jeff Conaway - Bill of Sale Lyrics

Mother Gogan:
Lady, that boy is ours!

All Gogans:
We got a bill of sale right here

Mother Gogan:
That says he belongs to us

Brothers Gogan:
We bought him fair and square last year
And we own the little cuss

Father Gogan:
Look here, read the writin' that gives us a legal claim

All Gogans:
Oh we got a bill of sale right here

Mother Gogan:
With dear little Petey's name!

Nora:
I don't believe it

Ma and Pa:
We got a bill of sale in hand
and lady, if you don't budge

Brothers Gogan:
We'll pick ya up right where you stand
And bring ya before the judge

Nora:
No Sir!

All Gogans:
That boy is our property
Same as the family cow
'Cause we got a bill of sale right here
And we're gonna take him now

Nora:
You can't have him (gotta do his chores)
You don't love him (make him gonna wash the doors)
All you've done (shine shoes) up to now (turn screws) is break his heart (fix the broken fuse)
You'll abuse him (he's so good at feedin 'hogs)
And just use him (feedin' hay and choppin' logs)
Look out, or I'll take you apart (we'd like to see you try it)

All Gogans:
We got a bill of sale right here
He's ours until he dies

Nora:
Stay where you are - just one more move
And you'll get it between the eyes
You won't make a slave of him
Even if you connive

Gogans:
Yes we will, cause we got a bill of sale right here
We got a bill of sale right here
We got a bill of sale right here, right here!

Nora:
You can't have him
You don't love him
All you've done up to now is break his heart
You'll abuse him
And just use him
Watch out, or I'll take you apart (we'd like to see you try it)

Gogans:
We got a bill of sale right here
that says he belongs to us
Fight all ya want
Won't do no good to holler and fume and fuss

Nora:
Leave town, keep on goin' before I can count to five!

Pa:
We got a bill of sale right here (I'll protect...)
Brother Gogan:
We got a bill of sale right here (...him...As)
Brother Gogan:
We got a bill of sale right here, right here! (...long as I'm...alive!)