Tenacious D - chainsaw bazooka machine gun Lyrics

[Big explosion and machine gun fire]

Terminator: That was my chainsaw bazooka machine gun! I killed the f*cking father Daddy Ding Dong

JB: Yeah! Thank you!

Terminator: I know the coordinates. I will help you. I’m gonna be your best friend. I’m gonna be in the band

KG: Yeah, I don’t know if we can do that, but that’s great

Terminator: I’m gonna be new lead singer of the band. I’m gonna write lyrics for you. It’s gonna be Tenacious D with me. It’s gonna be the best. We’re gonna be the best. We’re gonna be like brothers. We’re gonna be The Three Musketeers

KG: What? No, we can’t accept you. No, we can do that. No we don’t have any- no dude

JB: Yeah. Nah. I mean a lot of that sounded good but uh, I don’t know, it’s just- I’m sorry to say it Terminator. You’re just coming on a little strong. Me and KG are a duo. We’re not really used to this. Uh, thank you for everything you’ve done

KG: We appreciate your help

JB: Thank you for the coordinates. This is where we part ways, but thank you for f*cking everything you did. For saving our lives and all the rest. Thank you bro

KG: So much, so much

Terminator: Wait, wait. Before you go, I got this song I want to sing